Mommy Isn't Here Right Now

A profanity laced blog about eating, running, CrossFitting, mothering, and whatever the hell else I feel like dumping into cyberspace.

Friday, September 26, 2025

Guess Who's Back

How long has it been since I posted a blog. Blogger says 7 years. Seven years?!? What the actual fuck have I been doing for seven years ? ...

Sunday, March 10, 2019

Failure is My Middle Name or "Chubby Girl Gonna Chub"

I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but I used to be kinda fat. Like can't shop in a regular store fat. Order from the extended...

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

It's Not You, It's Me or "You're Not Special, I Ghosted Everyone"

I took a break from social media starting 11/1. I intended to stay off FB and IG until after 1/1/19, and I did. Longer than that, actually. ...

Sunday, January 20, 2019

Life and Lifting Lessons or "Hasta La Vista 72kg"

I made weight for yesterday's powerlifting meet, but only just, and the cut leading up to it was brutal. I swear it gets smaller ev...

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Behaving Like an Adult or "All My Ideas are Awesome"

I was almost killed by an avalanche of leggings and booty shorts while attempting to clean out my closet the other day. People might say I h...

Tuesday, October 2, 2018

Strong is the New Skinny or "Unobtainable Goal is Unobtainable, and I Don't Care"

Every woman knows how she's supposed to look. She knows this, because she's been conditioned. She's been fed the image of perfe...

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Amy: I'm a 48 year old wife and mother of three. Pretty basic stuff.

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